• S7E4: Divide and Conquer •
Robert is hilarious sometimes 😂 (Since Rachel and Robert have the same initials, I'll refer to Rachel with her first name (R) and to Robert with his last name (Z). I hope this is not too confusing...)
R: *unlocks the door*
Z: You sure he's not in? I hate to walk in on the man in his tighty-whities.
R: *laughs* I don't think Harvey wears tighty-whities.
Z: Oh, Jesus Christ, Rachel. I don't wanna think about what the man wears.
R: Well, what do you think?
Z: This is great! If you're a bachelor pushing 50 and you need to impress women. *walks into the kitchen*
R: No, no, no, no. What are you doing? Don't go in his fridge!
Z: Rachel. The man gave us his keys. Trust me. He knows we're gonna go through his shit.
R: So basically you came here to look at what he eats and to say that this is a no for the wedding.
Z: Of course it's a no. But the fact is, why are we even talking venue at all when you don't even have a date?
R: We're gonna get around to that.
Z: Hmm-hmm. Just like you got around to the announcement?
Z: Your mother said that she arranged for a photographer, but you cancelled. Same with the florist. What's going on?
R: Nothing is going on. Mike and I are both really busy getting our careers off the ground right now.
Z: Rachel, that's just it. If you can't focus on your wedding, how are you gonna make time to focus on your marriage?
R: Now, that's why you came here, isn't it? To give me sweet advice like that.
Z: Well, that, and to tell the mighty Harvey Specter I took his toilet bowl for a test drive.
R: Dad. You're not doing that.
Z: You know how to suck the fun out of everything, don't you?
R: Oh, my God.